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  • How to Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse
    By Health Blog on May 21, 2011 | No Comments  Comments

    Did you know that CDC EPR or Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in the United States has released a report on how to survive a zombie apocalypse? Too much spare time on their hands or a really clever way to get lots of attention? I’m thinking the latter as there has been an enormous amount of talk about the article recently.

    Throughout their nutty flesh eating zombie survival guide (see the article here) are real concerns and diseases which the organization works with, like mad-cow disease, prions, measles and rabies, so there is a real serious message in the post too. And who knows, if brain eating zombies do turn up in your area, you’ll know what to do.

    How to survive zombies

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse!

    The equipment needed to survive are also coincidentally very similar to the equipment you would need to survive a natural disaster like a cyclone or a real health pandemic, so the “Zombie Apocalypse” begins to sound less silly than the attention grabbing headline suggests.

    Here’s the products the CDC suggests to keep you safe in the event of a Zombie invasion..

    • Water
    • Food
    • Medications
    • Tools and Supplies
    • Sanitation and Hygiene
    • Clothing and Bedding
    • Important documents
    • First Aid supplies

    The same items you would need in the event of a real natural disaster. If it was a real piece of advice for surviving a zombie apocalypse, you would think guns and weapons to fight off zombies would be high on the list of things needed to survive the flesh eating zombie people. Bedding and hygiene products are useless in the defense of zombies. Haven’t they watched Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead or Shaun of the Dead? You need guns to survive the zombie apocalypse! ;-)

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